Join the art critic Ben Eastham on a private tour of an extraordinary, imaginary museum. Stand in front of some of the most incomprehensible art works in the world with an expert guide by your side, full of personal stories, expertise and human understanding.In a stunningly original memoir and art guide we find ourselves among outrageous artworks, and we return again and again to the same question: “But what does it mean?”With the help of a cast of critics, guards, curators,